I win the Best Mother Award
Growing up in Florida a lot of people would get these things called "Sun Spots". It's a fungus that gets worse with Sun exposure. Dean has them pretty bad. A couple years ago Dean went to the Dermatologist and the Doctor told him to use Selsum Blue on his skin whenever the spots started showing up. Dean would wash with the Selsum Blue and sometimes rub the Selsum Blue on the spots and let it stay on over night. It always worked for Dean.
Well, I tried that on Evangeline's Sun spots, and well, it actually burned her skin! Yea, now she is coated in Aloe.
I get the award.
One time I had lice and my mom poured STRAIT liquid Lysol on my head. My head was on FIRE! I had to sit rolling my head in cold water for hours!! But yea, I was Lice free after that.
Hey, we try.