Laugh

Have you ever noticed that anyone going slower then you is an idiot and anyone going faster that you is a maniac?
George Carlin


I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost ten pounds and my driver's license.
Larry the Cable Guy


I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NSCAR fans. You talk to a couple NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me I just turn right.
Alonzo Booden

Comments

Anonymous said…
I love the one about Nascar. Racing started in the south with the bootleggers running moonshine. They kept souping up their cars to outrun the revenuers. Then they started racing each other and it went from there to where it is today.

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