Have you ever noticed that anyone going slower then you is an idiot and anyone going faster that you is a maniac?
I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost ten pounds and my driver's license.
Larry the Cable Guy
I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NSCAR fans. You talk to a couple NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me I just turn right.