Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ....

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Full Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Conduct Disorder
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


agardana said…
These are great! HAHAHAHAHA : )
Anonymous said…
Hey! I figured out how to print the page. How about That! Love MOM
Cajun Tiger said…
Did you come up with those...very funny!!!

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