Good Morning!

"my name is Steele and i'm the cutest baby. My dog Cleo likes to take pictures with me."
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I copied this from Monday Morning Insight, hope they make you laugh!


Q. What’s the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist?

A. Presbyterians will speak to each other in the liquor store.


Q. Why do you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?

A. Because if you take only one he’ll drink all of your beer.


Q: What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?

A: A Hyper-Calvinist


Q: What did the Calvinist say after being struck by a bus?

A: “Sure glad that’s overwith.”



Q. Do you know why Baptists don’t drink?

A. Because it could lead to dancing.


A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kinda joke?”
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I'm more Presbyterian then Baptist ;-)