"my name is Steele and i'm the cutest baby. My dog Cleo likes to take pictures with me."
I copied this from Monday Morning Insight, hope they make you laugh!
Q. What’s the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist?
A. Presbyterians will speak to each other in the liquor store.
Q. Why do you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A. Because if you take only one he’ll drink all of your beer.
Q: What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?
A: A Hyper-Calvinist
Q: What did the Calvinist say after being struck by a bus?
A: “Sure glad that’s overwith.”
Q. Do you know why Baptists don’t drink?
A. Because it could lead to dancing.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kinda joke?”
I'm more Presbyterian then Baptist ;-)